BOB DYLAN: Roy, good to see you.
ROY ORBISON: Hi, Bob.
GEORGE HARRISON: Roy, you know Tom, right?
TOM PETTY: Hi, Roy. Nice to see you again.
(sound of rustling in the bushes.)
GEORGE HARRISON: Oh, no! Jeff Lynne is here.
BOB DYLAN: That guy who did Xanadu?
TOM PETTY: Christ.
JEFF LYNNE enters the room — in pop-operatic form.
JEFF LYNNE: Bob, Roy, George, Tom! Great to see you all.
BOB DYLAN: Hi, Jeff. I really liked that one album of yours…
JEFF LYNNE: Which one?
BOB DYLAN: The one with the gaudy spaceship on the cover.
JEFF LYNNE: All of my albums have gaudy spaceships on the cover.
TOM PETTY: (aside to George Harrison) I’m only working with this guy if you promise to never let him get his paws on Beatles material.
GEORGE HARRISON: Let’s not worry about the impossible.