Sgt. Kurihama: Dr. Ogai! Here is another patient with beriberi.
Patient Yokomizo: I have beriberi.
Sgt. Kurihama: I am no doctor, but I recommend giving him vitamin B1.
Mori Ogai, M.D.: Nonsense!
Patient Yokomizo: I am dead.
Ms. Shimizu: Swollen body tissues… looks like another case of beriberi.
Mori Ogai, M.D.: You! Who did you catch this from?
Patient Suzuki: Catch this from? Isn’t beriberi a vitamin deficiency?
Mori Ogai, M.D.: Are you mad, son?
Patient Suzuki: I am also dead. I should have gone Navy.
Jimmy Westinghouse: Dad, can we get this?
Mr. Westinghouse: Ironic that this box of Berry Berry Kix includes Vitamin B1!
Angry Ghost of Mori Ogai, M.D.: [in Japanese] Why hath you forsaken me?